Wreckered - News Satire and ComedySatire, Comedy News, Sport, Motoring, Lifestyle and Topical HumourThe Matrix Is Real- (Found June 19, 2008 ) Scots boffins claimed today to have built a matrix for a worm colony.http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue08/index.htm Britney Dates James Brown- (Found June 19, 2008 ) Pop goddess Britney Spears has dumped lover Justin Timberlake for the godfather of soul James Brown.http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue08/newsbox.htm#britney Police Call for Voice ID Systems- (Found June 19, 2008 ) Police have thrown their weight behind calls for the Voice Protocol Technograph system.http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue09/newsbox.htm#top The Office Party - Do's and Dont's- (Found June 19, 2008 ) How to survive the office partyhttp://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue09/lifestyle.htm#party Al Qaeda Admits Mistake- (Found June 19, 2008 ) Al Quaeda has apologised to Western democracies, Christians and Jews for all recent bombingshttp://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue09/index.htm#al How To Get Into That Little Black Dress- (Found June 19, 2008 ) With the party season upon us, time once again to make sure we look our best under the mistletoehttp://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue09/lifestyle.htm#dress Space Crash Captured by Hubble- (Found June 19, 2008 ) The Voyager 1 spacecraft has been damaged after a collision with the deep space probe Pioneer 10http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue09/index.htm#space Terror Threat Prompts Bulletproof Tuscan- June 19, 2008 It was only a matter of time before motor manufacturers responded to the global terror threathttp://www.wreckered.co.uk/cars/motoring_3.htm#tuscan Serial Killer Targets Songwriters- (Found June 19, 2008 ) A third singer-songwriter has been killed in what police now concede is the work of a serial killer.http://www.wreckered.co.uk/issue09/newsbox.htm#serial |