the stephenheadthe usualThe Elfin Grot I imagine people - potential readers directed he- (Found July 8, 2008 ) The Elfin Grot I imagine people - potential readers directed here by mis-google, one of my weblog pals, or by flickering chance - often arrive at this page and think, "What is this rubbish" It's a good question: They were expecting grittily hard-nosed political punditry, perhaps Or a blow by blow account of my day at the Dog Pound, where I volunteer to destroy the little puppies who are too ugly and mangy to find a decent home Maybe they thought they might discover a personals-type adver...http://www.blogstudio.com/SearchResults.jsp?Mode=G&Action=BL_Blog&Method=searchPos... Free To Those That Can Afford It. Very Expensive To Those That C- (Found July 8, 2008 ) Free To Those That Can Afford It. Very Expensive To Those That Can't Life was pretty cheap when I was alive. You could buy a whole good innings for under thirty grand - or less, if you were willing to put up with some malfunctioning parts. I knew one woman who purchased a seventy-five year life span and it only cost her a total of five thousand dollars after she had taken advantage of the Former Yugoslavia citizenship mail-in rebate offer. Yes sir, there were some sweet deals to be had back...http://www.blogstudio.com/SearchResults.jsp?Mode=G&Action=BL_Blog&Method=searchPos... La Mort I am troubled by dark, shapeless fears. Unable to sleep- (Found July 8, 2008 ) La Mort I am troubled by dark, shapeless fears. Unable to sleep, I toss and turn in my bed all night long, flipping around beneath the covers like an expiring haddock on the deck of a Taiwanese trawler. And the haunting, mysterious, Sphinxish, cold sweat-inducing question I am forced to ask myself is this: When shuffling through a prophecying arrangement of Tarot cards, we are constantly assured by the kindly fortune teller that the Death card does not really signify "death" but actually mea...http://www.blogstudio.com/SearchResults.jsp?Mode=G&Action=BL_Blog&Method=searchPos... Media Types In the tradition of Vogue Bambini, Teen People, You- (Found July 8, 2008 ) Shouts and Burpers In the tradition of Vogue Bambini, Teen People, Young Miss, and Junior Steam Engine Driver, it appears that the New Yorker is about to unveil a new magazine aimed at the pre-Adult market, it is to be called Upper East Side Creche. The first issue kicks off with an article written by three-year-old Seemore S.m.e.r.s.h concerning the abuse of action figures in a seventy-eighth street sand box, many of whom were stripped of their plastic coatings and left out in the rain wher...http://www.blogstudio.com/SearchResults.jsp?Mode=G&Action=BL_Blog&Method=searchPos... Death Comes For the Archbishop Having fortified myself with a b- (Found July 8, 2008 ) Death Comes For the Archbishop Having fortified myself with a brace of French 75's at Brasserie Jo, I re-arranged my face, straightened my tie, and - looking extremely out of place - joined the throng of eager hipsters who flocked towards the Berklee Performance Center like fervent, enraptured acolytes attending the Adoration of their Chosen One. I had been given a free ticket to see the lethargic and dreary music ensemble called Magnetic Fields. Comprised of a female "pianist" who also "s...http://www.blogstudio.com/SearchResults.jsp?Mode=G&Action=BL_Blog&Method=searchPos... A Link An interesting and dandified fellow, the man who operates the Robert Benchley Society, Mr.- (Found July 8, 2008 ) A Link An interesting and dandified fellow, the man who operates the Robert Benchley Society, Mr. David Trumbull's newspaper articles (but, alas, not the name of his tailor) can be found posted at his personal website: Trumbull of Boston Dot Organization....http://www.blogstudio.com/SearchResults.jsp?Mode=G&Action=BL_Blog&Method=searchPos... |