(Untitled)- August 31, 2005 wow Crap! I haven't been blogging for weeks! Well, at least I can't get fired. But I guess my few readers will drift away and stare at Hurricane disaster footage on CNN with a steady stream of drool hanging off their lower lip. But anyway: you'd think if you didn't post for a while, there would be this pressure to think up something really good to coincide with your comeback. But don't worry, all I have is this: Often times these days, when people are talking to me, whether...http://blogs.salon.com/0002916/2005/08/30.html#a1561 (Untitled)- August 20, 2005 Oh! I'd never seen that Sngle White Female movie before today, and to my surprise, its pretty hot. There's lots of lesbian suggestiveness and tension, lots of girls walking around in their panties, and lots of nudity too. The only problem was my little girl had a friend over, so I had to keep switching the channel whenever I heard the girls coming around. In fact, they came rolling down the hallway in their rollerblades right when the movie was getting to its climax of sex and...http://blogs.salon.com/0002916/2005/08/20.html#a1560 (Untitled)- August 20, 2005 rebate Today, for the first time in my life, at almost 35 years of age, I actually got a mail-in rebate check in the mail! ($100 from t-mobile). It wasn't easy. I had accumulate receipts and proof of purchases (which are different things apparently) and cut apart box tops and fill out forms and wait six weeks. But then voila! I'm $100 richer.http://blogs.salon.com/0002916/2005/08/20.html#a1559 (Untitled)- August 19, 2005 sit ups I was doing my usual workout routine--push-ups, sits-ups, curls, etc--after work today when there was knock at the door. As I went to see who it was, I briefly considered whether I should put on something more than the boxer shorts I was wearing. But then I saw it was (Goatbelt) Matt, and I figured it didn't matter. You can hang out with a friend with just boxer shorts on. "You skipped work today" I said. "Yep," Matt said and grinned. It's pretty much.http://blogs.salon.com/0002916/2005/08/18.html#a1558 (Untitled)- August 18, 2005 Late at night. Confusion starts break-dancing. All subjects are settled. A cursor addicts you to the refrain. Of course, success is in the cards. How else would it manifest itself. My face glued to the monitor.http://blogs.salon.com/0002916/2005/08/18.html#a1557 (Untitled)- August 17, 2005 turtles dead and dante Another one of Mariel's turtle's died today. I found the little guy floating motionless in his tank this morning when I turned on the light and sprinkled in the food. Since I'm not a doctor, or a coroner, I gave the guy the benefit of the doubt and put him on top of the the basking rock just to make sure. Then when I got home tonight I found him floating again by the filter with lots of white viscous membranes around his head. That's definitely dead. The.http://blogs.salon.com/0002916/2005/08/16.html#a1554 (Untitled)- August 16, 2005 christo in the burg! Apparently, Christo, the famed, international, performance artist has recently paid a visit to downtown St. Petersburg, enveloping the Ponce de Leon Hotel with his mysterious, building-shrouding shrouding fabric. As a comment on the death and destruction resultant of the Iraq war he has decided to abandon his normally bright and cheerful colors, for a chilling and morbid black. Unsuspecting spectators are left to ponder the billowing enigma as they...http://blogs.salon.com/0002916/2005/08/15.html#a1553 (Untitled)- August 16, 2005 beauty and the blast For the past two nights in a row I have spent the nine o'clock hour flipping back and forth between the Pamela Anderson Roast on Comedy central and the "roasting" of Japan at the end of WWII on the history channel. (Maybe, the quotes should be around the Pamela roasting, since its the less literal use of the word). I found both shows equally fascinating, and upon reflection it seemed like the perfect Freudian conflict of lust and death. When both shows were.http://blogs.salon.com/0002916/2005/08/15.html#a1552 (Untitled)- August 16, 2005 pure genius As a guerilla artist myself, I am always on the look-out for clever sign alterations or imaginative distortions of everyday messages. This twist on a common bathroom directive is one of the best I've seen yet! By erasing two key words from this sentence, the artist was able to totally counter-act its command. Now, unsuspecting bathroom users will find themselves compelled to throw scads and scads and oodles and oodles of paper towels in the toilet--thereby defeating the...http://blogs.salon.com/0002916/2005/08/15.html#a1550 |