(Untitled)- August 14, 2005 crash! Another break-up, another broken window. I hadn't even gotten around to fixing the windows that my girlfriend from two years ago had smashed. I just yanked out the broken shards and filled up the space with packing tape (which has held up remarkably well, I might note). Now Rachel has gone and busted out a couple of panes for herself. I almost have a tic-tic-toe. At this rate I probably should hold off doing any repairs until all of the glass is smashed out, about four..http://blogs.salon.com/0002916/2005/08/14.html#a1549 (Untitled)- August 12, 2005 clawed his way back But here's a caveat to my self-proclaimed success: There was this other guy that had the same job as me, working with Bob Bandit. When the time was right he broke away and started his own business. Through the grapevine, I heard he was doing pretty well, making $700 dollars a day and living the good life. But then one day, about year into it, this guy,...I should give him a name....let's say Willie. One day Willie just kind of disappeared. I mean he was...http://blogs.salon.com/0002916/2005/08/12.html#a1548 (Untitled)- August 12, 2005 success=silence If I've been a little quiet this week, its not because nothing's going on. In fact, I've been busy as hell getting my new business off the ground. (I guess that's why they call them businesses, becaue they keep you so busy). Anyway, it looks like I'm going to make a shit-load of money. You'll know I'm doing very well if I start to write little or none at all. When you've got nothing to lose its fun to run your mouth and complain and air you dirty laundry...http://blogs.salon.com/0002916/2005/08/11.html#a1547 (Untitled)- August 9, 2005 jumping off a cliff I you're ever going to learn to fly, at some point you have to jump off a cliff, --mark michaels Today I struck out on my own in the tree business. So now there's no more Bob Bandit to boss me around--but also no Bob Bandit to blame on things gone wrong. So what do I have to do to keep flying Just hustle up about $15,000 a week by knocking on doors. That's about $3,000 dollars a knuckle. (I bought a copy of Sales Closing for Dummies to help me get...http://blogs.salon.com/0002916/2005/08/08.html#a1545 (Untitled)- August 6, 2005 horse buckets unlimited Well, I guess you've probably noticed that this blog has lost any kind of intelligible direction or format. But these famous fat twins just sort of popped into my head, so I figured I'd google 'em and post em. I remember we used to have a book fair every year in elementary school, and the Guinness Book of World's Records was always the most favorite book for kids to buy. I was quite infatuated with it too, and used to marvel at all of the freakish extremes of.http://blogs.salon.com/0002916/2005/08/06.html#a1542 (Untitled)- August 5, 2005 good god! I know it's not so nice to take a picture of some girl just because she has an abnormally big ass. BUT GOOD GOD!!! WILL YOU LOOK AT HOW ABNORMALLY SUPER-GIGANTIC THAT GIRL'S ASS IS!!!! I mean that's a BIG ASS.... at least in proportion with her body. (Photo taken at dusk, outside the FOOD COURT at Tyrone Square Mall, St. Petersburg, FL. Not a photoshop project, I swear.)http://blogs.salon.com/0002916/2005/08/04.html#a1541 (Untitled)- August 4, 2005 because Because I really don't want my rent check to bounce, I will often get a money order. Because I put off paying my rent until the absolute, last possible second, I often get my money order at a 7-11 late at night. Because it's late at night at a 7-11 when I get my money order, there are usually more than a few no-goodniks and thugs hanging around. Because my rent is $900 I am often handing a big wad of cash to a 7-11 clerk, late at night with lots of no-goodniks and thugs hanging...http://blogs.salon.com/0002916/2005/08/04.html#a1540 (Untitled)- August 4, 2005 a little disappointed Last night I was surprised, and a little disappointed, when I inccorectly guessed that an extremely silly and stupid commercial as was another Geico ad.http://blogs.salon.com/0002916/2005/08/03.html#a1538 (Untitled)- August 2, 2005 most important mission yet You know, I've been watching space shuttle flights (with varying degrees of interest) since its maiden voyage in 1981. And in all that time it seems like this is the first one with a very serious and important mission: Do whatever it takes not to blow up.http://blogs.salon.com/0002916/2005/08/02.html#a1537 (Untitled)- August 2, 2005 john's birthday Here's a few glimpses from John Vitale's 35th birthday party.... The bash was at Chris and Megas 4th street apartment. Since I got some sketchy directions to the place, and no one was answering their cell phone, I had to ram the guard gate with my truck to get in. For some reason, I thought that those automatic guard gate things always retreated at the last second if you just kind of squeeze behind the car in front of you (because of law suits and such). But instead..http://blogs.salon.com/0002916/2005/08/01.html#a1536 |