.:::daydream believer:::..:::daydream believer:::. - LiveJournal.comTweets for Today- June 25, 2008 17:45 At the dog park. J.d.'s birthday was yesterday but the other park was empty. Today he's running the big dogs tina 17:56 i always feel obligated to talk to strangers at the dog parktina Automatically shipped by LoudTwitterhttp://moonchyld1.livejournal.com/553443.html Love and Other Disasters..- June 24, 2008 The stages of a relationship can be defined by farting. Stage 1 is the 'conspiracy of silence'. This is a fantasy period where both parties pretend that they have no bodily waste. This illusion is very quickly shattered by that first shy 'oooh-did-you-fart' , followed by the sheepish admission of truth. This heralds a period of deeper intimacy. A period I like to call the 'fart honeymoon', where both parties find each others gas just the cutest thing in the world. But of course no honeymoon can.http://moonchyld1.livejournal.com/553020.html |