Tralfamadorian ZooThe incoherent ramblings of educated 20 somethingsPrincessHooker's Official Stance on Today: May 31, 2003- (Found July 8, 2008 ) "Arghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!" running on no sleep, but uncharacteristically cheery, i set off for work at 11:30 this morning fresh from my late morning pick-me-up, and wiping telltale white specks from my right nostril. all went well with the spoiled rotten little brat, who i'm supposed to be developing coping skills with so she'll stop trying to hang herself (nice), until the car ride home when i doomed my as-yet fairly pleasant day after by refusing to drive her to some stupid pet shop for a dog...http://unstuckintime.blogspot.com#200369013 Hello Halo...- (Found July 8, 2008 ) Yesterday at E3, Bungie presented it's minions of anxious fans with an 8 minute in-game demo of Halo 2. Of course, the shotty bootleg from what must have been the only video camera in the screening room instantly made its way onto the net...and frustrated gamers around the globe by taking hours to download. But the thing is disgustingly fresh, and I recommend hopping on Kaaza as doing a search for halo2demo_051203_320 until you find it. In the video you will see things such as MC double...http://unstuckintime.blogspot.com#200285063 Chinese baby gets lousy name- (Found July 8, 2008 ) News 24 South Africa "A couple in China have named their baby son Saddam Sars to mark the two important events taking place at the time of his birth." Better than "Hitler Hiroshima" I suppose.http://unstuckintime.blogspot.com#200303650 Virginity on the Auction Block- (Found July 8, 2008 ) Hindustan Times "A Chilean student in need of tuition money will auction of her virginity. 'I have a gynaecological certificate that my hymen is intact,' said the 21-year-old." Bidding starts at $990, but the article doesnt say if that is for all night or just a very expensive quickie. eBay should capitalize on this as a student aid program.http://unstuckintime.blogspot.com#200303659 Well I'll Be a Monkeys Uncle- (Found July 8, 2008 ) Discovery Channel :: Study: Chimps Belong In Human Genus Chimpanzees share 99.4 percent of functionally important DNA with humans and belong in our genus, Homo, according to a recent genetic study. All I know is after my stint in the fabulous town of Stockton, I am sure chimpanzees are more than just close relatives!http://unstuckintime.blogspot.com#200325396 You have to be having a bad day when, You get....- (Found July 8, 2008 ) Ticketed for Sitting on Milk Crate NEW YORK (Reuters) - Some New Yorkers make the news for taking a stand. Jesse Taveras is suddenly famous for taking a seat. The 19-year-old Bronx man was pictured on the front page of the Daily News on Tuesday after he received a summons for sitting on a milk crate in front of the hair-braiding salon where he works. "Unauthorized use of a milk crate" may not be high on the list of crimes that most New Yorkers worry about, but that is what Taveras was charged.http://unstuckintime.blogspot.com#200325410 Condom Ad Posters That Urge 'Roger More' Banned- (Found July 8, 2008 ) Reuters Advertising posters for a brand of condoms urging the public to "roger more" were banned on Wednesday after they were deemed offensive. "Rogering" is British slang for copulating and the phrase in the advert plays on the name of actor Roger Moore, best known for playing ladykiller secret agent James Bond.Britain's advertising watchdog judged the phrase to be unacceptable for such public display. Condom maker Durex said the poster, which featured inflated condoms that spelt out "roger...http://unstuckintime.blogspot.com#200325422 D'OH!- (Found July 8, 2008 ) This is too dirty to post the actually picture, so just follow the link. Homer, shaved.http://unstuckintime.blogspot.com#200329971 Burning Man getting hasseled by the Man (the government type)- (Found July 8, 2008 ) Nevada County Douses Dreams of Burning Man It seems that Burning Man is trying to setup a "permanent staging facility for the festival" out there in the Nevada desert so that they don't have to lug their shit over from California. (I have to do it why shouldn't they!) Adherently they had enough money to purchase 200 acres a few years ago. (Is this why the cost is rising every year) But the Washoe County people don't want them to pile their crap out in the desert. (I want to know what else they.http://unstuckintime.blogspot.com#200351063 Selective Biblical Reading- (Found July 8, 2008 ) Death Sentence Overturned Because Jury Used Bible Okay first off who let a bible into the damn jury room Supposedly the jurors used two Old Testament passages from Leviticus that read, "fracture for fracture, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, as he has caused disfigurement of a man, so shall it be done to him." And, "whoever kills an animal shall restore it, but whoever kills a man shall be put to death." Were their pages missing More specifically the "turn the other check" and "without sin cast.http://unstuckintime.blogspot.com#200351094 |