We're Not In Kansas AnymoreExcerpts from Irving Wesley Hall's satire The Einstein Sisters Bag the Flying Monkeys, plus satire.We're Not In Kansas Anymore- (Found July 11, 2008 ) Political satire and commentary by author Irving Wesley Hall. Available now! Can the Einstein Sisters save the world from the eight-year nightmare of a George W. Bush presidency The political satire, "The Einstein Sisters Bag the Flying Monkeys," is available online or from most bookstores as a 628-page paperback, published by Not In Kansas Press. The author will be at Steinway Books, 114 Main Street, New Delhi, N.Y., from 1-until on Saturday afternoon, July 5, to discuss the book and sign...http://www.notinkansas.us Depleted Uranium for Dummies- (Found July 11, 2008 ) The widely distributed and cited part three of the depleted uranium series: At the beginning of George W. Bush's 2003 invasion of Iraq, hundreds of thousands of 1991 Operation Desert Storm vets suffering from Gulf War Illness were praying that United Nations weapons inspectors were right and that Bush and Cheney were lying about Saddam Hussein possessing weapons of mass destruction (WMD). After all, most of the ailing vets were casualties of those weapons even though the Pentagon maintains that.http://www.notinkansas.us/du_3.html Dick and Hillary's Dirty Little Secret- (Found July 11, 2008 ) Part two of the depleted uranium series.http://www.notinkansas.us/du_2.html Dick Cheney Is No Wizard of Oz- (Found July 11, 2008 ) First of a four-part series on how the American military's use of depleted uranium is sickening our troops, as well as those of our allies and the people of Iraq, Afghanistan and the Balkans.http://www.notinkansas.us/du_1.html What Is Christian Zionism- (Found July 11, 2008 ) Irving Wesley Hall presents 10 questions and answers.http://www.notinkansas.us/monkeys.html#CZ Judeo-Christian Values- (Found July 11, 2008 ) The underlying theme of this article is the new American "Judeo-Christian" religion. "Judeo-Christian" used to be a respectable scholarly term for a tradition that includes both the Old and New Testament. However, in the United States during the last three decades, Judeo-Christian has also become a powerful code word. Among Zionist neo-conservatives and Christian Zionists especially politicians it refers to a political and religious alliance among strange bedfellows.http://www.notinkansas.us/monkeys.html Excerpt from Chapter 37: Go to Heaven Without Dying!- (Found July 11, 2008 ) Miss Bowdler reached into a corner utility closet for an old style round broom. Then she stooped to a lower shelf and set on the counter an exact replica of the Wicked Witch's hat from the 1939 film. She locked the library door from the inside. Angela watched Miss Bowdler's wrinkled hands lift the witch's cap and position it on her head. The old woman squinted her eyes and put her fingers to her lips like the movie witch, and, for the first time caught Angela in her gaze. "Hello dearie," she...http://www.notinkansas.us/haunted.html#Chapter22 Excerpt from Chapter 63: Cheney's Butt Hole Bomber- (Found July 11, 2008 ) "I have a question, Mr. Cheney," said Jonah, taking to his feet. "The big fellow in the first row," Cheney said, eager to inject some humor into the tense atmosphere created by his earlier horror story. "Now I know why Shepherd's Vale has a championship football team," he quipped. "You a tackle or a guard" "Neither, sir," Jonah said. Cheney's lame attempt at humor produced groans instead of laughs. "My question is, if you know so many details about the enemy's plans, why didn't you tell us...http://www.notinkansas.us/castle.html#BHB Excerpt from Chapter 45: Jeremiah's Satanic Beatitudes- (Found July 11, 2008 ) And seeing the decision of the Supreme Court, the Antichrist went up into the White House: and when he was set, his supporters came unto him. And he opened his smirking mouth, and lectured them, saying, Cursed are the poor: for theirs is the kingdom of debt servitude to the banks because they will be denied bankruptcy; Cursed are they who mourn: for they shall not see the coffins with their children coming home from my bloody battlefield; . . .http://www.notinkansas.us/castle.html Excerpts from Chapters 26 and 27: What's A Billion to bin Laden- (Found July 11, 2008 ) Jeremiah explained his latest prophecy to his friends Jonah and Joshua. "George W. Bush may not be smart enough to know he's the Antichrist. He's just playing the role. Losing the election only to be declared the winner by the painted harlot and the Supreme Court might appear to a simple-minded person like Bush to be a miracle wrought by God's guiding hand."http://www.notinkansas.us/ruby.html#binLaden |