The Monster Limo WeblogBeat people up, with your mind(Untitled)- February 25, 2004 HOLY LIVING FUCK! THE MONSTER LIMO WEBLOG HAS MOVED! That's right: After the decision by Founder and President Marcus-Marcus to take a job heading up Halliburton's price-gouging operation in Iraq, the weblog that has brought you countless hours of joy, sadness, and casual swearing is moving to a new home. UPDATE YOUR BOOKMARKS. CHANGE YOUR LINKS. WE ARE MOVING FOR GOOD. AFTER WEDNESDAY, FEB. 25, THERE WILL BE NOTHING NEW POSTED ON THIS SITE. From now on, you can get your fill of scurrilous and..http://blogs.salon.com/0001956/2004/02/25.html#a678 (Untitled)- February 23, 2004 TODAY'S TOP FIVE: Darth Nader, Ralph Nadir, Ralph Traitor, Whatever: Just Call Him "Cocksucker" Ralph, How Do I Hate Thee Let Me Count the Ways This is all you should need to know about the effect of Ralph Nader's entry into the presidential race: Yesterday, while listening to the radio show "Money Talk," which is mostly about finance but which is obviously from a Republican perspective, the host and his callers were beside themselves with glee that Nader has entered the race. "This is the...http://blogs.salon.com/0001956/2004/02/23.html#a677 (Untitled)- February 23, 2004 A Sarcastic Mouse of Truth Supporting A Dennis Kucinich of Righteousness The Way Back Time Machine Goes To Visit Darth Nader In 2000 Remember last presidential election when the GOP ran pro-Nader ads to siphon support from the Democrats We do. We also imagine that Nader, Sharpton and Matt Drudge play golf together after they cash their checks from the GOP. Would YOU Want A Future First Lady Who Gave A Foot Massage To Osama Bin Laden Before He Performed An Abortion From our favorite nutcases...http://blogs.salon.com/0001956/2004/02/23.html#a676 (Untitled)- February 20, 2004 TODAY'S TOP FIVE: We Won't Have Howard Dean to Kick Around Anymore. The Return of Our Popular "Buyer's Remorse" Feature If you listen closely, you can almost hear it: The sound of thousands upon thousands of right-wing Christian hearts breaking over the failure of their anointed God-King, George W. Bush, to be as socially conservative as they are. Among the carnage, one can almost see the scales fall from their eyes: "I'm not blaming the president, but religious conservatives have been doing...http://blogs.salon.com/0001956/2004/02/20.html#a675 (Untitled)- February 20, 2004 A RIAA Sticker Of Truth On An Over-priced, Over-produced, Shitty CD Of Mediocre Falsehood Even The Wacko Conservatives Call These Conservatives Wacko Pat "Close the Borders, Pray in School and Attack the UN" Buchanan attacks the neo-con Richard Perle's new "An End to Evil" book in the new issue American Conservative, saying that Perle and his ilk "are losing their grip on reality." What does it say when Pat Buchanan has become your voice of reason In other Perle news, King Richard is under...http://blogs.salon.com/0001956/2004/02/20.html#a674 (Untitled)- February 19, 2004 TODAY'S TOP FIVE: Today, I Must Endure a Hearing on Elderly Housing. Pray For Me. All Hip Hop Is Lame...Except This Guy MC No Shame has been saying it for months: Hip hop is played. Now the mainstream is finally starting to catch on, except they're stuck on the same old formula: "Oh, it's all bad, except this guy." "This guy" in this case is Kanye West, he of the "I'll bring the Cool Whipthen I want you to strip" rhyme mastery. Yeah, try again, Slate. At least they're not touting Dizzee Rascal.http://blogs.salon.com/0001956/2004/02/19.html#a673 (Untitled)- February 19, 2004 A Yao Ming Of Truth In A Midget-Marrying Reality Show Of Falsehood Who Knows Slanderous False Reports From Drudge Better Than Someone Who's Been Falsely Slandered By Him A Salon piece by Sidney Blumenthal who was falsely accused by Matt Drudge of spousal abuse. It's amazing that the media fell over themselves to report on this non-story that had absolutely no evidence or fact connected to it, especially since it came from a man whose "exclusive" stories are true only about one-third of the time.http://blogs.salon.com/0001956/2004/02/19.html#a672 (Untitled)- February 18, 2004 I'm Sorry. The Nickname "Cash'N'Kerry" Is Kinda Genius. What Strange Bedfellows A Massive Pill Addiction Doth Make As Rush Limbaugh struggles to keep his medical records sealed and cover his large, pasty ass from recent drug charges, he has found an ironic ally: the ACLU. The Civil Liberties Union has joined various medical groups in an attempt to keep Limbaugh's medical records private, citing the Florida Constitution and state law, which allow a patient to oppose the seizing of medical...http://blogs.salon.com/0001956/2004/02/18.html#a671 (Untitled)- February 17, 2004 A Seven Of Clubs In A Spoof Deck Of Weblogs No, Really Dudes. I Fold. Like most people with homes above the Mason-Dixon and SAT scores over 800, I thought that the "Deck of Cards" that the US Army dragged out at the beginning of the Iraqi War was ridiculous. Like most sarcastic people on the internet, I laughed when I saw the first spoof deck of cards lampooning the Bush administration. I laughed less when I saw the neo-con "Traitors of the Left" cards, and audibly groaned when the French and...http://blogs.salon.com/0001956/2004/02/17.html#a670 (Untitled)- February 16, 2004 TODAY'S TOP FIVE: Your Source for Beyonce References and Electronic Voting Anguish Goodbye to All That In the wake of a fight with the government over the supposed "slant" of BBC reporting, Tony Blair's administration has drawn up plans that would dismantle the 82-year-old broadcasting institution, breaking it into separate entities for England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland, and removing power from its Board of Governors. The plan would also give government censors greater control over.http://blogs.salon.com/0001956/2004/02/16.html#a669 |