WastedNews.com » Wasted News n Humor DailyFree weird news, humor, jokes, and funny storiesMan sues prosecutor to get his leg back- September 4, 2008 ALLIANCE, Neb. After being shot five times, a western Nebraska man had to go to court to get his prosthetic leg back from prosecutors. The Box Butte County Attorney&8217;s office gave Val McCabe&8217;s leg back Wednesday after a judge ordered it returned. McCabe&8217;s prosthetic left leg had been held since Friday&8217;s shooting because prosecutors wanted to ...http://www.wastednews.com/2008/09/04/man-sues-prosecutor-to-get-his-leg-back/ Alleged thief leaves his signature- September 4, 2008 IOWA CITY, Iowa Police didn&8217;t have much trouble finding a man accused of using a stolen credit card he signed his own name on one of the receipts. The 21-year-old Iowa City man is accused of using the credit card to buy a latte at a coffee house and to buy cigarettes at a ...http://www.wastednews.com/2008/09/04/alleged-thief-leaves-his-signature/ This aint no jive, particle physics rap is a hit- September 1, 2008 Who says science doesn&8217;t turn people on Kate McAlpine is a rising star on YouTube for her rap performance about high-energy particle physics. Her performance has drawn a half-million views so far on YouTube. The 23-year-old Michigan State University graduate and science writer raps about the Large Hadron Collider, the groundbreaking particle accelerator that has been ...http://www.wastednews.com/2008/09/01/this-aint-no-jive-particle-physics-rap-is-a-hit/ Dead mans visit to doctor scuttles insurance scam- September 1, 2008 As a dead man, Ahmad Akhtary shouldn&8217;t have needed a doctor&8217;s appointment. Akhtary&8217;s checkup, six months after he allegedly died in Afghanistan, scuttled his ex-wife&8217;s attempt to collect 300,000 pounds (US$550,000) on a life insurance policy. At a court hearing last week in Gloucester, a judge sentenced 34-year-old Akhtary to 60 hours of community service and his ...http://www.wastednews.com/2008/09/01/dead-mans-visit-to-doctor-scuttles-insurance-scam/ Michigan couple tie the knot at funeral home- September 1, 2008 It generally has flowers, and a clergyman is often present, but this was a first for a local funeral home. Jason and Rachael Storm held their wedding at Starks and Menchinger Family Funeral Home, where he is a funeral director. Their reception, including dinner and dancing, also was held at the funeral home. &8220;This room is usually filled ...http://www.wastednews.com/2008/09/01/michigan-couple-tie-the-knot-at-funeral-home/ |