The Crazy Jokes CollectionWe have the biggest and most complete collection of crazy and funny jokes, all categories for your convinience, making them easy to find for the right occasion.21 types of pissers!- September 16, 2008 Filed asROOMEXCITABLE: jokes , ABSENT-MINDED: jokes , Miscellaneous jokes , INDIFFERENT: jokes , DISGRUNTLED: jokes , FRIVOLOUS: jokes , CONCEITED: jokes , CROSSEYED: jokes , inspection jokes 21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN'S ROOM!EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.TIMID:...http://jokes.aspcode.net/14100/21-types-of-pissers.aspx Condoms for My Camels- September 16, 2008 Filed asMiscellaneous jokes , pharmacist jokes , cigarettes jokes , stuffing jokes , pharmacy jokes , condoms jokes , stopped jokes , they're jokes , Camels" jokes There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by stuffing the pack into a condom. 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