The Crazy Jokes CollectionWe have the biggest and most complete collection of crazy and funny jokes, all categories for your convinience, making them easy to find for the right occasion.This guy was walking down a street in Texas and...- September 17, 2008 Filed asnearest jokes , ""Sure" jokes , clothes jokes , crawled jokes , staring jokes , walking jokes , things jokes , hooker jokes , street jokes This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time We do things in a big way down here in Texas.""Sure," he says and they were off to the nearest motel. 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