The Crazy Jokes CollectionWe have the biggest and most complete collection of crazy and funny jokes, all categories for your convinience, making them easy to find for the right occasion.Three envelopes- September 14, 2008 Filed asexperiencing jokes , "Reorganize jokes , consecutive jokes , predecessor jokes , corporation jokes , experience jokes , positively jokes , profitable jokes , remembered jokes A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. 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