The Crazy Jokes CollectionHere we try to collect the most funny jokes found on the Internet. ExampleFunny Marriage quotes- May 7, 2008 Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. Catch-22Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation.Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to.http://somecrazyjokes.googlepages.com/funnymarriagequotes Some dog jokes- May 7, 2008 Q: What is a dog's favorite sportA: Formula 1 drooling! Q: What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walkA: A Great Dane out! Q: Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinemaA: Anywhere it wants to! Q: What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppyA: "I must throw that doggie out the window!" Q: What kind of dog does Dracula haveA: A bloodhound! Q: Why did the dog wear white sneakersA: Because his boots were at the...http://somecrazyjokes.googlepages.com/somedogjokes The room was full of pregnant ladies- May 4, 2008 The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner! "The room really got...http://somecrazyjokes.googlepages.com/theroomwasfullofpregnantladies Michael Jackson and the doctor. . .- May 3, 2008 Filed asCelebrities jokes , delivery jokes , walking jokes , birthto jokes , Jackson jokes , Michael jokes , before jokes , doctor jokes , their jokes Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife gives birthto their son. Michael says, "How long before wecan have sex"The doctor says, "At least wait until he's walking."Michael Jackson and the doctor. . .http://somecrazyjokes.googlepages.com/michaeljacksonandthedoctor |