Wonkette: The D.C. GossipWonkette: The D.C. GossipHillarys Sad Little Saturday Rally- September 27, 2008 Wonkette operative &8220;Jocelyn B.&8221; reports from Grand Rapids, Michigan: &8220;She in my backyard right now, dressed in neon yellow, squawking loudly to an impressive crowd of probably 200. A passerby commented that she looked like Tweetie Bird, albeit seven months pregnant. Emotional eating, no doubt. When she says &8216;Barack Obama,&8217; her voice lowers about ...http://wonkette.com/403102/hillarys-sad-little-saturday-rally The Debate That Changed Earth (Not Really)- September 27, 2008 John McCain actually showed up! And, well, he did a bit better than we expected, if only because we expected that Obama would greet him with, &8220;Nice of you to finally show up, pussy.&8221; But that wouldn&8217;t really win over the special people who just started watching the teevee to find out who is going ...http://wonkette.com/403100/the-debate-that-changed-earth-not-really What The Poo Was This Debate About Liveblog, Part IV- September 27, 2008 Uhh, that&8217;s your terrible &038; presiding president, &8220;George,&8221; with the sparkles. What&8217;s his importance tonight. No one knows. No one knows why George Bush isn&8217;t LOCKING THIS CRAP UP for Barry Obama. Who won this debate Let&8217;s see what the teevee pundits say, on CNN. Once it ends which will be never. 10:34 &8212; Uh, ...http://wonkette.com/403099/what-the-poo-was-this-debate-about-liveblog-part-iv Liveblogging Walnuts vs. the Punk, Part III- September 27, 2008 And now we fight into the third and final round of this hellish battle between the Black Knight and the jabbering old goon. Not very exciting, is it Is the idea to keep Barry from offending anyone Well, mission accomplished. Let&8217;s get some bloodshed! Red meat! Eh, no, it&8217;s a debate. Always boring, terrible, and ...http://wonkette.com/403095/liveblogging-walnuts-vs-the-punk-part-iii Liveblogging The Mississippi Mud Slide, Part II- September 27, 2008 Jim Lehrer, you garish little Skittle whore! What kind of jacket is THAT Slut slut slut Jim Lehrer is a slut. Oh god this debate is boring, we realized during our last moment of clarity. Time to open the Schlitz! Huh Who are you people anyway. (Pre-blog &038; Part 1). 9:30 &8212; &8220;I saved the ...http://wonkette.com/403097/liveblogging-the-mississippi-mud-slide-part-ii Liveblogging the Barack vs. Obama Mississippi Massacre, Part I- September 27, 2008 Good lord, people, who even knew we would be doing this, tonight! Just think, drinking and watching some crap on the teevee and maybe just cold layin&8217; down some blogs. Oh yeah right that is just the normal life in America every single day &8230; or it was, before the Economy Collapsed. Anyway, who knows ...http://wonkette.com/403092/liveblogging-the-barack-vs-obama-mississippi-massacre-part-i Liveblogging Debate Night Pre-Show: What Do Dumb Anchors Predict- September 27, 2008 That&8217;s WALNUTS! after downing his fifteen nightly Ambien. What a nut. But, he showed up for tonight&8217;s debate, and that&8217;s more than he was planning on yesterday! So give him credit HE WAS IN THE WAR FOR CHRIST&8217;S SAKE JESUS. Anyway: tonight&8217;s debate is about race. No. Foreign policy&8230; of race we have four 40s ...http://wonkette.com/403094/liveblogging-debate-night-pre-show-what-do-dumb-anchors-predict |