W.C. Fields Children Hour- February 12, 2005 1. Children should neither be seen nor heard from -- ever again.2. I never met a kid I liked. 3. I like children. If they're properly cooked.4. Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child -- if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.5. They are also very good with mustard.6. Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.http://kidjacque.blogspot.com/2005/02/wc-fields-children-hour.html |