ASCII Art Farts

3281: HARD ROCK CAFE - June 17, 2008

________ ___,,,,,,, LET'S ALL GO TO THE HARD ROCK CAFE jgs ________>__________ AND JAB KNIVES INTO OUR EYES
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3280: AND GUESS WHAT IT IS - June 16, 2008

_ _ ( ) .-------------. MY BONER HAS A FIRST NAME IT'S B-O-N-E-R ( ) VK .___________.' MY BONER HAS A LAST NAME IT'S B-O-N-E-R
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3279: COSMIC RAYS - June 15, 2008

) ( ) I'M AN ULTRA-HIGH ENERGY COSMIC RAY .- ( -----. 8==, ==========' ) FUCK MY TIGHT LITTLE BUTTHOLE ( ) __'"__ VK
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3278: WP - June 14, 2008

__ (:: _____ _::__ _(::( ::__ JIMBO WALES IS A WP:FAGGOT AND NEEDS WP:DICK _(:::: ::: _(::Y"".___"" _____ ___________ ( ( x __ _ _ _ .
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3277: DEAR PARENT - June 13, 2008

_ _____ _ 7____ DEAR INCONSIDERATE FUCKING PARENT WHO GAVE THEIR - _ ----( FUCKING IDIOT DIPSHIT KID A WHISTLE: & ad ( ( ) DIE SCREAMING (O)_&_.% .
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3276: SENTENCE DIAGRAMMING - June 12, 2008

,d$b ,d$$P' ,d$$$' I'M FUCKIN' HOT SHIT ,d$$$P' ,d$PB$' ,d$$$P' d$$$P' .
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3275: THERE CAN ONLY BE WHAT - June 11, 2008

, &') '')( THERE CAN ONLY BE FOUR OR FIVE, MAYBE SIX TOPS (( ) )( ( (=M=)> (( ) (( )_ ((__,) mrz
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3274: TED TALKS - June 10, 2008

_.._ a__, PRETTY SURE I SAW AL GORE FUCK A DUCK -.___ IN ONE OF THOSE TED TALKS RIGHT ON STAGE (____) _( )) (IT WAS HARD TO WATCH BUT STRANGELY ENTICING) _____ (_ ________ ...
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3273: THANKS WIKIPEDIA - June 9, 2008

_,,---.)__ JUST REMEMBER FOLKS: ,'. "". f.: IF WIKIPEDIA IS EVER WRONG, ,-.: ,-. ,-. Y-. ESPECIALLY IN AN ARTICLE ABOUT ,-. f , . : . j YOU, THEN IT'S YOUR FAULT f. Y .. _. ,'_ f : ) ) " " ' BECAUSE AFTER..
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3272: BLU-RAY - June 8, 2008

,,,, ' .. THE BEST PART ABOUT SONY WINNING THE FORMAT WARS ( c D IS THAT FOR THE NEXT EIGHT YEARS I HAVE TO ENDURE - '_ THE FACT THAT ANYONE WRITING THE WORD "BLU-RAY" MAY -') IN FACT BE A PERFECTLY NORMAL ADULT HUMAN BEING _ U ..
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