Utter Wonderread this however you will, but view it at 1024 x 768.School is Out for Summer- June 30, 2008 I'm sitting here at the dining room table working on my computer while The Chosen One and Lil' Buddy find new ways to take forever to eat their pancakes. Stop stalling and just eat the things already. Enough with the...http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/2008/06/school_is_out_f.php Mr. Can't Fix It- June 27, 2008 The Morning News...http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/2008/06/mr_cant_fix_it.php Suggested Reading: Mr. Can't Fix It- June 27, 2008 I have a new essay up at The Morning News. It's about how I can't fix anything and what I did to try and impress the man who came to fix our dryer. There's also a bit in there where...http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/2008/06/suggested_readi_5.php Captions For Photos of People Riding Segway Scooters- June 26, 2008 "I'm an asshole!" "I'm an asshole, too!" "We're both assholes!" "I actually have a degenerative hip condition and don't walk very well, so I need this to get around. Still am an asshole, though!" "We're all assholes!" This post...http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/2008/06/captions_for_ph_1.php Justice Served!- June 25, 2008 Phew. I was worried there for a while. First the Holocaust, then AIDS, and then the Naked Cowboy's trademark gets infringed on by a Yellow M&M. What the hell is wrong with the world Have we not learned anything about...http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/2008/06/justice_served_1.php Went to Gloucester, Massachusetts; Didn't Get Pregnant- June 24, 2008 Went to Gloucester, Massachusetts this past weekend. Am happy to report I didn't get pregnant. Not that I know of, at least. You may have heard that several teenage girls at Gloucester High are pregnant. It's something of an epidemic...http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/2008/06/went_to_glouces_1.php World's Ugliest Dog Named- June 23, 2008 I don't understand how they get away with this contest, especially in this day and age. I was raised to treat women with respect -- no matter how ugly they are. Women are not dogs. Besides, she isn't that...http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/2008/06/worlds_ugliest_1.php Angry Steve Guttenberg!- June 20, 2008 I don't really have anything to add to this. Have a nice weekend. This post is dedicated to Michael Winslow....http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/2008/06/angry_steve_gut.php Battle of My Local Baptist Churches' Billboards- June 19, 2008 The Cornerstone Baptist Church's Billboard Not bad, but a bit heavy handed. I don't see how God's annoying trait of always having to have the last word works as a good advertisement. I mean, besides always being thanked after some...http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/2008/06/battle_of_my_lo_1.php Something Is Not Right in the Land of Wii Fit- June 18, 2008 Yesterday I was readying myself for some Downward Facing Dog-action on my Wii Fit and discovered that my female trainer had been replaced by the game's male trainer. What's up with that I didn't select the male trainer; I selected...http://www.utterwonder.com/archives/2008/06/something_is_no.php |