B.A.'s WeblogAbandon all hope, ye who enter here.Dicks Cracks Down on Sagging Pants- June 30, 2008 Under the chief's orders, any sworn officer who sees "saggingexposing buttocks" will have probable cause to make an arrest under the city's disorderly person ordinance -- a misdemeanor punishable by a $500 fine and three months in jail.http://www.mlive.com/flintjournal/index.ssf/2008/06/new_flint_chief_david_dicks_or.html Mom!!- June 30, 2008 Authorities were notified of the tapes after Whalens son accidentally stumbled onto one of the movies (of his mom fucking dogs!) and then alerted the sheriff's department.http://newsok.com/article/3262499?topten_check=yes Maybe They Should Keep Their Eyes On the Damn Road!- June 30, 2008 Drivers along I-291 had quite a sight Saturday, as a man wearing nothing but a thong, fake breasts and a wig sauntered along the side of the highway.http://www.courant.com/news/local/ec/hc-mondigbrf0630.art4jun30,0,5459236.story Zimbabwean Jailed for Selling Whizz as Cooking Oil- June 30, 2008 The victim discovered she had been duped when she was preparing dinner the following day and reported Mudzingwa to the police.http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/zimbabwean-jailed-for-selling-urine-cooking-oil/2008/05/2... Deadly Snake Bites Man's Penis- June 30, 2008 Expect a Venture Brothers episode based on this story.http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2008/05/29/4198_local-news.html Bears Take Revenge- June 30, 2008 See article below.http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080630/ap_on_re_us/grizzly_attack Bicyclist Going 45 mph Hits Bear- June 27, 2008 "This bear looked at me with a look of terror on his face and sort of made a noise," said Egan. "I looked at him with a look of terror and we went, 'aaaahhhhh.'"http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2008/jun/26/bicyclist-going-45-mph-hits-bear-boulder... Woman Stabs Driver With Crack Pipe- June 27, 2008 Jesus! That's like choking someone with kiddie porn. Or beating them down with a fraudulent tax return.http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25392141/ Seize the Bag- June 26, 2008 I'm going to sing this without stop for the next 9 months or so.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_nK1CEo5ho DEVO Sues McDonalds- June 26, 2008 See comment 2, Posted by Nicholas on Jun 26, 2008 1:34:39 PMhttp://featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com/entertainment_popmachine/2008/06/devo-looks-to-w.h... |