The Axis of StevilNational Local Art movement, Comics, Flash, Creative, FUN!TEMPUS FUGIT- (Found August 15, 2008 ) Residents of East Shore please stay alert! It has been confirmed by The Axis of Stevil that there has been another time burgle! Community Watch groups are now circulating the only well known image of the Time Burglar stealing from Little John outside of Mile High Stadium. Often mistaken for a decorative figurine, if you see the Time Burglar, do not attempt to capture him! Head inside and phone the N. Hamlico's Sheriff's Office. Rumors that the creature has a pot of gold are erroneous! He is...http://www.axisofstevil.com/timeburglarhotdog.htm NEVER FORGET CAPISTRANO- (Found August 15, 2008 ) The bird menace is coming! Soon you or someone you know could be the next victim of an attack! Who knows Maybe you might look up and see the swallows in formation preparing to cluster bomb your house! We must never forget the lessons learned in Capistrano! If you give birds an opening, they will streak without mercy!http://www.axisofstevil.com/birdswillkillyou.htm WHO LIKES BADGES- (Found August 15, 2008 ) Signups for member positions opened today during a brief ceremony at Stevil World Headquarters. Do you wish to become a member of The Axis of Stevil Simply submit your name and you will be issued your own unique Axis of Stevil ID Badge. This badge will identify you to other Axis of Stevil members and grant you access to the Axis of Stevil Cafetorium. It is a time-tested fact that badges are cool. Be it Merit, Communicator, or ID, badges have become the newest clothing accessory. 4 out of every.http://www.axisofstevil.com/badge AWW SKEET SKEET- (Found August 15, 2008 ) Pop culture entropy keeps most from dwelling on what happened to their once iconic favorites. These characters fade away from the spot light. Some make the transition to the mundane with grace and dignity, heading up legitimate corporate ventures, or lending their name to upscale doggy biscuits, and other consumer goods. Still others, like Skeeter Valentine have great difficultly creating a normal life post-stardom. Skeeter Valentine, so enamored by Hollywood, foolishly sunk all his assets...http://www.axisofstevil.com/skeeter.htm EXTREME THANKSGIVING- (Found August 15, 2008 ) The new trend in diversifying funds among major corporations is to purchase the rights to holidays; starting with Google's acquisition of Christmas, Viacom has quickly followed suit snatching Thanksgiving and the first two weeks of womens history month. Speculation is currently running rampant on what the conglomerate plans to do with its new holdings. Current Vice President of Seasonal Sales and Promotions, Martin Salaberg, promises to bring to thanksgiving the same quality of styling and...http://www.axisofstevil.com/extremethanksgiving.htm Speed of ground- (Found August 15, 2008 ) William would never forget exact change for the bus againhttp://www.axisofstevil.com/Images/instantfunnychange.jpg Shameless self promotion- (Found August 15, 2008 ) Every idea looks better when laid out on a cork board.http://www.axisofstevil.com/Images/stevilrateweb.gif The New Age of Villainy- (Found August 15, 2008 ) Beware of Darker Brothers games. This new Viacom subsidiary is staffed with some of history's most recent villains. These fiends have devised a new plot to conquer the world. By instilling their image and position in childhood games and toys, they will become icons of a generation and will rise to power as their targets mature and take overhttp://www.axisofstevil.com/villainy.htm Extreme Hoopin'- (Found August 15, 2008 ) Axis of Stevil - Norway's Annual Extreme Hoop Fest is quickly approaching. It is Once again that time of the year when the world pauses and looks to Norway for its unique national pastime. The Extreme Hoop Roll! Once a simple children's game this new extreme sport has taken the thrill of mountain repelling and the challenge of rolling a hoop with a stick. Lead by their Iconic ex-envirospoksperson, Woodsy the Forest Owl. Who proved his mastery of the sports by winning 23 consecutive rounds of...http://www.axisofstevil.com/extremehoopin.htm |
