The bottle strikes again- May 26, 2002 You know back in The Deadly Squirt Bottle story I put a hole in a bottle. My mum thought that it didn't have a hole in. She poured some orange juice in it for Christopher and it all leaked out and she didn't see. So then she looked at it and said "I thought I just filled that up".http://funnystories.blogspot.com/2002/05/bottle-strikes-again.html The Parrot- May 24, 2002 A woman goes into a Pet shop and buys a parrot. She was lonely so she wanted a parrot. She enjoyed its voice but then, without warning, it started screeching every horrid four letter word! She called the Pet Shop owner and asked what to do. The Pet Shop owner said "Put it in the freezer for 30 minutes, then let it out". So she put it in the freezer for 30 minutes, and then let it out. She asked "Are you going to screech any horrid four-letter words" The parrot said "No". Then the parrot said...http://funnystories.blogspot.com/2002/05/parrot.html The Deadly Squirt Bottle- May 21, 2002 When I got home from school today I found a plastic bottle, a balloon and a nail. I poked the nail into the bottle near the bottom to make a hole. Then I put a balloon inside the bottle and folded the end of the balloon over the top of the bottle. Then I blew the balloon up inside the bottle, put my thumb over the nail hole, and filled the balloon up with water. Then I handed it over to my dad, and as my thumb left the nail hole he got squirted with water You can also do this with a...http://funnystories.blogspot.com/2002/05/deadly-squirt-bottle.html Christopher and the prank- May 18, 2002 When I got home from school I asked if I could have a funnel and a glass of water and a penny. Then I told Christopher how to play a game. The rules are: you stick a funnel in your trousers, you balance a penny on your chin, and try to make it drop into the funnel. When he leaned back to put the penny on his chin I poured the glass of water down the funnel and it looked like he had wet himself.http://funnystories.blogspot.com/2002/05/christopher-and-prank.html What Andrew knows- May 17, 2002 Tonight at supper, Andrew wanted to read to me about the Horklump. I told him I'd already read 'Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them', so he wanted to quiz me about them. I told him I didn't need to remember all of them because I could look them up. "With Google" he said. "Yes." "Google doesn't know about Horklumps". "Try it." I said. So he did. "How does the computer know so much" he asked. "It doesn't - people know things, and write them on web pages. Google looks at the pages and makes..http://funnystories.blogspot.com/2002/05/what-andrew-knows.html |