The Turkey Timeline: A Thanksgiving Day Misadventure- November 22, 2007 7:04am Up with the sun to prep the turkey for the Thanksgiving Day feast. This year, I told the missus to leave the bird to me. No fussing around in the kitchen this time, sweating over a stove with her arms elbows-deep up a turkey tush. I'm taking care of all the biggies this Thanksgiving -- a nicely brined and grilled whole turkey, butternut squash and sage stuffing, and gravy. Dinner's in twelve hours. Let's cook. "Pale, dimply and wrinkled, it looked like an overfed shar pei. Or my...http://www.wherethehellwasi.com/categories/vacations-n-holidays/the_turkey_timeline_a_than... Back Care for Boneheads- November 21, 2007 I did a pretty dumb thing last night. This should shock none of you who have been reading here regularly. Or ever. Or noticed the picture of myself that I chose to adorn this page. Dumb things and I go together like Howie Mandel and OCD. Thick as thieves, we are. Anyway, I hurt my back yesterday at work. That's not the dumb thing. (Though I'm not really sure exactly when I hurt it, or how. So it could well be another dumb thing that I just wasn't paying enough attention to catch. "Dumb...http://www.wherethehellwasi.com/categories/a-doofus-is-me/back_care_for_boneheads.html |