Sue Doe-NimWhen Sue Doe married John Nim all hell broke looseRoom Parent- September 15, 2008 In today's Room Parent Mom meeting I was told how to send an email.The other 35 pages of the Room Parent Mom handbook had less informative data. I was instructed to collect between $30 and $40 per family to cover the cost of room parties. I can see where this might not be included in the Seventeen Thousand Dollar tuition.I sat, I smiled, I played games on my iPhone.I realize, once again, that women are fucking idiots and their feminst agenda only proves it.You see, not one father volunteered,...http://suedoenim.blogspot.com/2008/09/room-parent.html Quick Hit- September 14, 2008 Last night Mr. Nim had an upsetting dream.Apparently I was living with my boyfriend John McCain in a studio apartment and Mr. Nim was the third wheel.Also, John Mc Cain and I were getting stoned together. A lot.Yes, we are aware marital counseling exists.http://suedoenim.blogspot.com/2008/09/quick-hit.html Mr. Nim, You're Not Reading The Blog- September 10, 2008 WTF Clearly you didn't read.How are we supposed to communicate nowhttp://suedoenim.blogspot.com/2008/09/mr-nim-youre-not-reading-blog.html I'm an asshole, it's been well established- September 8, 2008 I keep refreshing the soccer stats page. I like seeing the girls' team in first place. By a lot.Yes, I realize they are 8 and 9 year old girls.Yes, I realize this qualifies me as a complete and utter asshat.I know that y'all say winning isn't everything.Y'all are stoopid. Because winning is everything. It's a fucking competition.But I'm cool with that.Cuz, ya know I'm a great coach.http://suedoenim.blogspot.com/2008/09/im-asshole-its-been-well-established.html Hey Lady- September 7, 2008 You're the only one who loves your children. The rest of us will like them just as soon as you get around to teaching the little shits some manners.Get on it, otherwise get used to the sound of opportunity walking away.http://suedoenim.blogspot.com/2008/09/hey-lady.html Friday Confession With a twist- September 5, 2008 Sometimes when I look at your children I feel sorry for them.Because they'll never be as attractive as mine.I strongly suspect any mother could write this post.http://suedoenim.blogspot.com/2008/09/friday-confession-with-twist.html Right Now- September 5, 2008 Granny and Doc Doe are at a Buddhist temple meditating with their long lost hippie friend Alice.I sure hope no one farts, cuz those two will crack up.http://suedoenim.blogspot.com/2008/09/right-now.html Passive Aggressive Notes to my Husband- September 4, 2008 I love that you are so helpful in every aspect of our lives together. I feel the need to note that this does not qualify as helpful.http://suedoenim.blogspot.com/2008/09/passive-aggressive-notes-to-my-husband.html Suicide- September 3, 2008 I know a man who killed himself.He decided to beat AIDS to the punch. He did it on his own but many of us knew he would. We visited but did not help.No one ever touched his drugs because that would have been assisted suicide.Someone I know is thinking of it. Someone who is dying and might want to do it on their own terms.It's important you do it independently.You can't let the people you leave behind be punished.It doesn't make you a coward and I'm certain you'll still have a spot in heaven.I...http://suedoenim.blogspot.com/2008/09/suicide.html More Detail Later- September 2, 2008 Saturday I ran down the sidewalk screaming at Mr. Nim, "Fuck you, asshole! Our son is praying to Jesus right now and it's all your fucking fault."Because that scares the shit outta both of us.Luckily Adam was safe and sound on his way to his irreverent home. The neighbors haven't spoken to me since.http://suedoenim.blogspot.com/2008/09/more-detail-later.html |