Word OysterA smattering of sex, a few episodes of erotica, and current events in the land of the "Make Your Own Dildo Kit" (now only $70 US and available in vibrating and glow-in-the-dark!)The Adventures of Maggie the MILF and Cereal Boy- June 27, 2007 A couple of weeks ago, I was on IM with Blue. It was a Tuesday morning and I was complaining that I had to go to the grocery store. She challenged me to find something at the grocery to write about. The following story is the result of that particular trip. There's nothing but sand as far as the eye can see. OK, it isn't literally sand. It's more like beige linoleum punctuated by..http://www.wordoyster.com/weblog/2007/06/the_adventures_of_maggie_the_m.html Plucky Duck- June 5, 2007 Why is this duck smiling Well, this little fellow is a Meller's duck from Madagascar. If we assume that this duck is male, then he's probably smiling because he knows he has a phallus that's as long as he is. (Think of yourself or a loved one as suddenly possessing a 6-foot long cock and... OK, so maybe I wouldn't smile over that. There's bonus inches and then there's inseam problems.) Or the duck could be a girl and the surprising owner of the Meller's equivalent of a 6-foot long vagina. I...http://www.wordoyster.com/weblog/2007/06/plucky_duck.html |