B.A.'s WeblogAbandon all hope, ye who enter here.Merged Books- July 14, 2008 "Green Eggs and Hamlet" - Would you kill him in his bed Thrust a dagger through his head I would not, could not, kill the King. I could not do that evil thing. I would not wed this girl, you see. Now get her to a nunnery.http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2008/7/9/merged-books.html A True American Hero- July 14, 2008 L.F. Eason III gave up the only job he'd ever had rather than lower a flag to honor former U.S. Sen. Jesse Helms.http://www.newsobserver.com/politics/politicians/helms/story/1135443.html To Serve and Protect- July 14, 2008 He asked her for oral sex, pulled down her pants, touched her genitals, pinned her across his legs as he sat on the ground and spanked her with his hand and a leather belt.http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/crime/orl-spanking1108jul11,0,2011143.story Priest Begs Forgiveness- July 14, 2008 He allegedly groped the girl and attempted to unzip her pants in an airplane. The girl left her seat and asked for assistance from the flight crew, who moved her to a different seat for the remainder of the flight. He approached the girl in her new seat, apologized and asked for her forgiveness,. The flight crew ordered him back to his own seat.http://www.nj.com/news/ledger/index.ssf?/base/news-13/1215837340188710.xml&coll=1 Usually No One Gets Hurt- July 14, 2008 "For unknown reasons, the hippo decided to close his mouth while one of our keepers had her left hand in his mouth," Bowie added.http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2008/jul/14/hippo-bite-denver-zoo/ The 14th Annual Lincolnwood Fest- July 11, 2008 Sunday night's entertainment: A Phil Collins Genesis tribute band!!!!! Who's inFor your safety: You may bring your own chairs to the Fest, but they cannot be brought into the tent area. Please leave your pets at home. Thank you!http://lincolnwoodfest.com/ A Rapist's View of the World: Joss Whedon and Firefly- July 10, 2008 I have read a little feminist theory in my time, without ever finding such nuggets of "wisdom" as the following:Let me just say now that I have never personally known of a healthy relationship between a white man and a woman of colour. I have known a black woman whose white husband would strangle and bash her while her young children watched. My white grandfather liked black women because they were exotic, and he did not, could not treat women, especially women of colour, like human beings. I...http://users.livejournal.com/_allecto_/34718.html Ah, The Fatherland- July 10, 2008 "This place is so quiet. You can leave your car open and everything's fine. Yet there are people who murder rabbits!"http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7494184.stm Metadata Forensics, What a Crock!- July 10, 2008 This Deke guy is the Alton Brown of podcasting Photoshop trainers.http://www.deke.com/content/metadata-forensics-what-a-crock Much of the Pufferfish Toxin Isn't Missing- July 9, 2008 Of the 64 vials that Bachner ordered from the California company, 25 were found intact, 20 had toxin residue in them and 19 were missing, Karner said in court. He declined to comment after the hearing on whether the missing vials or the contents of the empty vials posed a public danger.http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-lake-in-the-hills-raid-web-08jul08,0,776304.s... |