The Cat SpeaksThe Cat Speaks - LiveJournal.comPresidential Candidate Profiles- October 24, 2007 While I am in training to be come a System Lord, I'm still your 1 source for accurate news. In that capsaicin, I present the first of my Presidential Candidate Profiles 2008. Today I'll be looking at Stephen (rhymes with Steven) Colbert (rhymes with Dilbert). Stephen, known to his friends as Stephe, just declared his intent to run for President, although we're not sure which party he's going to try to sneak into. You've probably heard of him as the host of the far-right Colbert Rappor, a...http://m-cat.livejournal.com/108215.html Be a Jaffa!- October 10, 2007 I'm recruiting Jaffa for my Jaffa Kitty Guard. What you'll get:Superior Equipment: Yeah, you'll have all that. Check out this schematic done by my very own apprentice, William la Puerta: . I think the picture says it all.Health care: the kitten I'll implant in you will keep you alive and healthy for a long, long time. When that kitten grows up, it will be replaced at no cost with another kitten. You don't need to be part of a PMO or HMO or XKCD or any other kind of health insurance pyramid...http://m-cat.livejournal.com/108016.html |