Another Electronic SheepAnother Electronic Sheep - LiveJournal.comTake THAT, Everywhere Else!- May 22, 2008 As I reported last night, Sam Adams is going to be the next Mayor of Portland, Oregon.Apparently, we are the largest US city to date to elect an openly gay mayor. And it didn't come up once during the campaign. He's Sam. Everyone knows Sam. Everyone knows Sam's gay. NO ONE CARES. Except, apparently, CNN.Who can just bite me.Portland is fucking awesome.http://wondersheep.livejournal.com/785079.html Oregon does not have an open primary. Which sucks for me.- May 21, 2008 At 8:15pm, with 43% of the Dem vote counted, they called Oregon for Obama.Why does Wolf Blitzer sound so SURPRISED! And depressed!(For those who give a shit, they called for Sam for Mayor at 8:20pm. Everyone else can stare at the icon. Because politics is teh sex0rz.)http://wondersheep.livejournal.com/784392.html Happy International No Diet Day!- May 6, 2008 That's right. Today is the day to declare a personal, one-day moratorium on dieting. There are no good foods or bad foods. There is just food, which keeps your body running and happens to be v. v. tasty to boot. (This is, of course, the philosophy I run with all the days of my live-long life.) From Shapley Prose, the top 10 reasons not to diet: 10. DIETS DONT WORK. Even if you lose weight, you will probably gain it all back, and you might gain back more than you lost. 9. DIETS ARE EXPENSIVE. If.http://wondersheep.livejournal.com/780504.html Yom HaShoah- May 3, 2008 Jews: 5.1-6.5 millionSoviet POWs: 23 millionEthnic Poles: 1.8-2 millionRoma: 220,000500,000Disabled: 200,000250,000Freemasons: 80,000200,000 Gay men: 5,00015,000 Jehovah's Witnesses: 2,5005,000 May the great Name of God be exalted and sanctified, throughout the world, which he has created according to his will. May his Kingship be established in your lifetime and in your days, and in the lifetime of the entire household of Israel, swiftly and in the near future; and say, Amen.May his great name.http://wondersheep.livejournal.com/778978.html |